R.I.P., Beard

Take a good look at the beard, because you're not going to see it much longer. I decided that with the Winter Meetings coming up this week, it was time to clean myself up...

I could go for the baseball lifer look...but it's not as convincing without flecks of gray in the fu manchu.

    

 

Making progress...

 

Perfection!

Dear Inlet Bay

This is an actual email I just sent to the managers of my apartment complex.  I'm so glad we just renewed our lease this week.

Hello,

I’m in apartment (XXX). I’m not sure there is anything that can be done (legally) about this, but a resident/neighbor of mine is flying a Confederate flag from the back of his monster truck. He’s been parked here (near building 16) for at least a week now. Needless to say, it looks very trashy and I think it reflects negatively on this apartment complex.

Sorry, I just had to say something...thanks!!

Dave